"Dad's Horrificially Disgusting Toe"
Is this or is this not, the ugliest thing you've EVER seen?!
It's really kind of difficult to see the oh-so-gory details of this deformed toe nail going by the images, so I'd better draw you a more descriptive picture...
This so-called toe nail has always been a dark-green color but has turned almost black, over the years. The nail is lifted up from the toe itself, allowing flies and other such insects to roam about as if throwing a birthday party!
THIS IS NO JOKE -- I've seen (on the very day the picture was taken), a normal sized House Fly, fly into the space mentioned above, and perch himself within it!
I've gotta go... I think I'm gonna be sick! =Þ
Sorry, Dad!
Hurry, get out NOW before it's too late! 
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